“Because everyone secretly needs two metres of flailing lunatic in the hallway.”
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Deluxe
The flailing neon tube dancer you've seen outside car dealerships, now wobbling on your own desk.
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“Because everyone secretly needs two metres of flailing lunatic in the hallway.”
The flailing neon tube dancer you've seen outside car dealerships, now wobbling on your own desk.
“Ancient wisdom, as dictated by the cat.”
A humorous book combining zen garden philosophy with cat litter box care and mindfulness practices.
“An evening of Amsterdam's darkest tales, a taste of what else we can conjure.”
An evening walk through Amsterdam's oldest streets, uncovering dark histories, gruesome legends, and ghostly tales.
“The book everyone means to read, finally in their hands.”
Deluxe edition of Coelho's bestseller following a shepherd's journey to discover his personal legend and life's true purpose.
“A houseplant that never needs watering, built brick by brick.”
LEGO Botanicals Rocking Plants with smiling faces - fun times for young and old
“Tea, a puzzle, and nowhere to be. The Dutch art of doing beautifully nothing.”
A cat tea mug, a murder-mystery puzzle book, and vinyl-record coasters for the cup.
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The surest win for someone who has everything is the thing they'd never buy themselves – a little strange, a little funny, entirely them. Tell us who they are and we'll find it.